Let’s talk about RUDE JUDE
If you ever had a thing for bad boys and you didn’t watch Jenny Jones for Rude Jude than you’re a liar. He got invited on the show because some gross girl he went to high school with got a swan makeover and she wanted to show him that she was hot now (but more like slutty). Then he made fun of her so bad that they kept letting him come on the show to make fun of other people too. MY HERO!
-Ambjude
Hi Jaynelle
Chillen is the key. No girl ever wants a man without no balls. Next time you see her, top thinking about yourself and start thinking about something way off topic. Like when I stumble on a girl that’s way to hot for words I start imagining like me and Snoop eating meaty el gordos tacos while Beyonce gives us back massages on the hood of a pearl white rimmed out lambo that just so happens to be parked next to the pool at the playboy mansion. T-pain is making me a dope hat and Oprah is locked in a cage. Imagine Oprah doing anything and your penis won’t move a muscle.
MOESHA HOUSE PARTY IN (DA) THE HOUSE (HIZZOUSE?)
We finally got our scholastics catalog in the mail today and guess what they have on sale? Moesha House Party the Book- based on the hit tv series. My butt’s going to fall off because I’m not very good at handling suspense!! Mo’s new boy has a secret?!? AHHHH!!! -Ambesha
What if he’s asexual OR has a sweat pants boner (SPB)? Love, Sarah
Yo,That aint work. Work is for people that are too lazy to stand up for the their own rights. I believe in my own rights! You got no rights and nobody is foolen on that. Everytime you step off a curb, you on the man’s property. I don’t owe you nothing! The MAN needs to own up. He who shall givith the money shall takith it away. 4:20 New Jaynelle Testimentality. PS. It’s not my fault you don’t got your own sass mix.
Check it
4 cubes ice
10 oz rootbeer
2 oz JD
1/2 oz lime juice
1 oz spiced rum
umbrella
I call it the sassperella umbrella. Like you got a bunch of money rain’n on you.
NEW CRUSH ALERT! Everyone keeps telling me and Sarah that our crushes are so 10 years ago. Whatever, it’s not like Rider Strong is dead or anything so I don’t get what the big deal is. Anyway I am super exited to announce our new modern crushes…the boys of power emo/ a capella cover group EMOCAPELLA. They do covers of cool bands like Saves the Day and Less Than Jake. OMFG they are so talented. They don’t even need instruments! DROOL. -Ambercapella
OMGGGGGGG TALK ABOUT A DS MOMENT!! Classic JR. FLOYD! Loves football and cheerleaders and needs someone to practice kissing with! My mind is blowing with possibilities! Ice box is pretty cool too. For a GIRL.
Love, Sarah
Hey JaynelleSometimes you got to ask yourself, “what do I want to be when I grow up”, a hoe or a girl that has style. You can wear any belly shirt you wanna wear but if it’s made out of an old sweater that has all those little linty balls on them and there is a picture of cat on the sweater then you better stop while your ahead and think about what your doing. That shit is what crazy people wear not hot girls.
Hey JaynelleWho’s been hate’n on you lately. Take those pubes and make a tiny doll wig and give it to someone you hate but don’t tell em that the wig is made of pubes. Then when you see that person playing with the doll, you yell out, “that dolls got a cha cha wig”. If you don’t wanna do that then just feed them to a dog or something.
Hey glad you stopped by. This is your zone for everything Hanging Tough- The series related. Watch the series, ask Jaynelle, get in the fan zone and keep up on the times. BIG TIME. -AMBER
Did you guys know Wild America is now on VHS? The stunts are soooo real! Love, Sarah
I totally got my period in 2nd period today...can you die if it doesn't stop? Do dogs/ cats know when you get your period, because my dog is acting weird and my cat won't look me in the eye. Dogs don’t know shit but cats on the other hand have got some sort of ESP shit going on. Like all that catnip they be on or something makes em freak out and start purring all over the place. One time my aunty came over and she left her purse by the couch and me being broke at the time came down to sneak a few bills. I don’t know how my aunties found out but the next day I had fleas. It’s like that cat told her and then she told the cat to come give me fleas. Dam I itched for weeks and I don’t even know how it get done.
