Dogs don’t know shit but cats on the other hand have got some sort of ESP shit going on. Like all that catnip they be on or something makes em freak out and start purring all over the place.  One time my aunty came over and she left her purse by the couch and me being broke at the time came down to sneak a few bills.  I don’t know how my aunties found out but the next day I had fleas.  It’s like that cat told her and then she told the cat to come give me fleas. Dam I itched for weeks and I don’t even know how it get done.