Hi Jaynelle

I just turned 13 and sometimes it's really hard for me because I get shy about myself. I really like this girl but everytime I talk my voice goes all funny and sometimes when I'm thinking about her my penis moves and I feel really awkward!! What should I do?!
Asked by Anonymous

Chillen is the key. No girl ever wants a man without no balls. Next time you see her, top thinking about yourself and start thinking about something way off topic.  Like when I stumble on a girl that’s way to hot for words I start imagining like me and Snoop eating meaty el gordos tacos while Beyonce gives us back massages on the hood of a pearl white rimmed out lambo that just so happens to be parked next to the pool at the playboy mansion.  T-pain is making me a dope hat and Oprah is locked in a cage.  Imagine Oprah doing anything and your penis won’t move a muscle.

Totally posted like 2 years ago in ask jaynelle,