I went ice skating with my crush and fell on the ice really hard and banged my butt and accidentally let a tiny bit of poo out. I don't think he noticed but I ran away...now he thinks I don't like him. Should I tell him the truth?-Julia N
Vancouver, BC

POO! Oh shit no. HAAA. That shit happened? To you? Yo Sass!! Check this girl out. Man. Yo you gotta bail on the situation and if he ask you about it like blame it on your period cause nobody likes poo and not on a date especially not on a first date. Sometime when I just take a shit in the washroom at the In and Out or where ever. I just straight call my girl on the telephone and tell em I gotta step out side for a bit then I just bust out. When she asks where I went I just tell her that I gonna surprise her later with somethin else. I got a stack gold earrings that I bought at the Wal-Mart that I keep for just this sort of thing. I like comic books. He must like them too. Or spring up on him with a KGJ rookie card cause that shits pimp like the Frasier spin off show.