Im like so totally hot and for some really weird reason everytime I walk walk by this JERK in my mathematics class hecalls me a shmag. Everytime my dad calls someone a shmag it looks like this person got hit with a piece of plywood in the face. Like i said, im super hot... should i suggest that they get glasses something? I dont want to be mean, but its like obvious. - *pritti*princess69~

Hey I’s got a question for you. How much time do you spend checking yourself, talking about yourself and generally going off about yourself? Once my mexican brotha Rameriz came down with this pimped out ride. Off the hinges yo. He kept dialing up the knotches on that sheet. Really stroken his ego about it. Daytons, spoilers, haligram paint job, off the heezy for real. But then he got too proud and started throwing in jazz that was too hot to handle, you know what I’m saying. Whistle Tip mufflers, wings, hamburger hood ornements. Wack! That once pimp ride turned into a car that not even a mentally retarded clown would wanna be seen in. Bare bones. Be true to yourself is all I’m gettin at.