Dopest? Nopest! Don’t Lose Focus.

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Yo youngbloods,
I know that all you kids think that Jaynelle and I is pretty fly and
I’d be a liar if I told you we wasn’t. But there’s some serious stuff
we need to talk about. Stuff that’s so uncool that it’ll turn you into
a prostitute, make you broke, steal you from your parents (who love
you), and will eventually kill you.
And I ain’t talkin bout no dimestore beats or country music.
I’m talkin bout drugs.
Let me be strait with you – this one time in grade five my homeboy
Bucktooth G found a cigarette in his Dad’s glove compartment and me,
Jaynelle, Southside Stacy, Bucktooth and Fat Tom all thought we would
be cool and smoke that shit in the Forbidden Forest. And that’s
exactly what we did. But it wasn’t a cigarette. This shit was straight
Cali Kush.
We got so smashed we all almost died. I thought demons was gonna rip
my legs off and use them as devil sticks. Five years later, Southside
Stacy was a prostitute and Fat Tom had the munchies so bad he gained
eight-hundred pounds. Bucktooth G committed suicide because nothin in
life felt as good as that straight Cali marijuana.
Only Jaynelle and I escaped.
All because we talked to our parents, teachers and councilors about
the totally fucked shit going down in the Forbidden Forest.
Save yourself, little homies. Don’t do drugs.
Let the Ninja Turtles tell you more here.

-Sass