Hanging Tough - The Series!

Can we go to Camp Cucomonga? If you like camp, you’re...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:16:59 -0700

Can we go to Camp Cucomonga?

If you like camp, you’re going to LOVE episode 4 of Hanging Tough because we are going to camp!!! I know, right?!?!

Talkin’ about Luke I forgot how sweet Luke Perry is. Did...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:59:02 -0700

Talkin’ about Luke

I forgot how sweet Luke Perry is. Did you know that he can:

-Ride a motorcycle, date two girls at once, dodge car bombs, wear a tux, play acoustic guitar, avenge his father’s death & read minds? But probably only the sexy thoughts though.

Hanging Tough Episode #3: Bad Girls and Boners HEY! Click here...

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 16:00:00 -0700

Hanging Tough Episode #3: Bad Girls and Boners

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There’s a new girl in the tent, and not only has she taken over Amber’s bed, she’s giving Sarah a bad girl make over. Can their friendship survive?

Meanwhile stressed Sass goes through a suave transformation of his own with some help from a Jaynelle hombrew. Bad girls & boners!

Guest Starring: Bita Joudaki

More Memories (sigh) Memories made into photos by Trevor Renney.

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:34:00 -0700

Lance Romance

KGJ TKO

tender team moment

Marshall Axani: sound of the year

Hunter Wood: DOP of the year

Peter Hadfield: Camera op of the year

Bita Joudaki: Bita of the year

Jaynelle

Sarah mixing Jaynelle's homebrew

2 short

More Memories (sigh)

Memories made into photos by Trevor Renney.

hanging tough episode 3 production pics eat your heart out by...

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:53:00 -0700

Sarah and Bita reppin Mall Maddy

Little Giants, Big Deals

Mike Dinsmore brain map

Amber, Dan, Bita, Sarah take a knee

Peter's butt sound checks

Mall Madness Madness

hanging tough episode 3 production pics eat your heart out

by trevor renney (renn dogg)

ola! i was in san felipe, mexico with my ‘rentals and i...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:40:00 -0700

ola! i was in san felipe, mexico with my ‘rentals and i saw this awesome sticker on a truck so i snapped a photograhio of it for you guys! vive los moffatts! ps. im learning spanish!

-seniorita jessa

hey jaynello.

i just watched episode 2 of hanging tough and now im worried. my inner perviness makes me want to peer pressure women but i know it's wrong...can you please tell me how I can control the beast?

Scotty Bazy,
Winnipeg

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:10:00 -0700

Like Whoa. Control Control Control. Don’t make me repeat myself yo. Nobody likes a cat that’s pushing hard on any momma. You ever made it with a woman that’s way to drunk to get her freak on? Man it’s like trying to knock over the twin towers with a Lambo, you ain’t going to go no where without looking stupid in the end and ruining your mack daddy capabilities. Mommas can smell that shit like bad hummer colone a mile aways. Sooner or later you’ll be sippen mararitas in a downtown motel by yourself taking to woman twice your age cause all the young mommas are going to exile you from the real cake. Calm down and act like everything is no big deal cause those girls that want the pressure are going to want it from you even more. I speak from the heart yo. You play the game too hard and your going to look like KGJ and get forced into retirement.

I haven't laughed in 47 years. What do I do?

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:08:00 -0700

Everybody laughs, that’s a matter of fact. You got to cause one day your gut is going to burst when it does happen. Sounds like you a rock that could never be smoked. What happens when you look up? does the sky fall down? You got to switch you mind and start thinking the opposite, you smell me? You not laughing is probably cause you think about how everything is shot to the curb. I bet if you got a years supply of burgers you’d say “oh man I’m going to get fat” instead of “oh man I can feed all my friends for the entire year”. You got to switch your style. Re-route your brain stem to always think on the up and up and not the down and down. Don’t look at a bee like its going to sting you, look at it like it’s going to fuck a flower and make that shit blooooom! Brains are creatures of habit. They get stuck in their own ghetto and they can’t get out. Just hustle till they get shot. Once you start thinking G-money all them brownies are going to be left behind you like smoke from muffler, you know what I’m saying. Stay positive and look up and eventually you’ll stop over-analyzing every joke that is suppose to be funny until you ripped it’s heart out with your negative greezy ways. Once you do this you’ll laugh till your gut comes out your backside. If that fails purple cush prevails. Relax.

so like a couple weeks ago i beat up this emo nerd named clark at school and stole his backpack and pantsed him and stuff. i got detention and shit but my dad thought it was totally rad and said that nerds deserve to get beat up.

the only problem is that like a few days later clark totally said no hard feelings and invited me to play d&d and listen to billy talent with his friends and i thought it would be funny to go and beat him up again and pants him and maybe swirly some of his friends. but when i got there his friends were totally RAD and d&d and his shit music were AWESOME. he made these veggie burritos that were OFF THE HOOK.

now i'm worried that i'm a nerd like clark and my dad will think im a huge loser who deserves to get beat up too.

so should i stop hanging out with those guys and keep being a super popular jock or should i turn all emo and be a stupid nerd?

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:07:00 -0700

Stay true man stay true. Don’t be front’n You got to modulate on whose who and whose what, you know what I’m saying. Check this. I used to be off the rim when I was kick’n it in high school. Hung out with all the OG’s, D-boys and we would act the fool on any punk, goths, just get our beats on play’n them like a country fiddle. We just did it cause it made us look like we owned it. High schools like a weird sort of child prison. You all pick sides and join up with the toughest crew, you stick to you corner cause you don’t want to get a high school style shiv stuck in your back. All them nerds, queers, “nobodies” get thrown in the corner. Man I remember this one cat K-LO, I used to chill with, owned the school owned it. He push this nerd little bitch around till that kid cryed to his momma everyday. Years later after school was finished I saw K-LO wash’n buckety ass cars at this ole dang shop down in b-town. What rolls up but a g’d out Merchedes LS coup right into hands of K-LO and who’s driven that coup? Nerdy little bitch. Now whos the player now? Those kids you push down are bound to push you down later but if you’s all repect from the get go, later on you be rollin in the passenger side sippin champaine straight out the bottle. You don’t gotta change your style you just gotta change your attitude. Once one jock falls then all the other jocks, players, haters, OG’s gonna follow and you all gonna get along. That’s world politics. Listen to MJ about it. He speaks the truth.

Hey Jay,
there's a really cute waiter at this restaurant I go to a lot. He seems into me but how do I tell if he's not just into the nice tips I leave him? Seriously though.

Marcy

Sun, 30 May 2010 22:56:00 -0700

When I make a sale down on wes Holly and I’m all like ballaholic! ice-out, gotta spend some chedder, I take out my baby mommas down to the Marriot and dress myself to the nines like P-diddy would if he wasn’t spending all his dollars on crystall and hendawg. When the shit gets hot at my table I know that I gotta get my grown on real quick! But you know that them bitches get their grove on just the same but only to get some bank roll. I know what they want but aint just gonna giv’m that yo. Got at her right? Spread the words not the bills. I’d say like “you got a smile that makes me want to get to know you better” or ” I want to write my phone number just in case you want someone to listen to you” Shit like that. Ill. But your a woman. First thing i’d say is “hey you gotta a girlfriend” or “hey what time do you get off tonight” send those signals right. Like whoa and that dawgs gonna be tossen bills back at you and be getting his grown man on you real soon.

Dopest? Nopest! Don’t Lose Focus. Check it: Yo...

Wed, 26 May 2010 14:35:34 -0700

Dopest? Nopest! Don’t Lose Focus.

Check it:

Yo youngbloods,
I know that all you kids think that Jaynelle and I is pretty fly and
I’d be a liar if I told you we wasn’t. But there’s some serious stuff
we need to talk about. Stuff that’s so uncool that it’ll turn you into
a prostitute, make you broke, steal you from your parents (who love
you), and will eventually kill you.
And I ain’t talkin bout no dimestore beats or country music.
I’m talkin bout drugs.
Let me be strait with you – this one time in grade five my homeboy
Bucktooth G found a cigarette in his Dad’s glove compartment and me,
Jaynelle, Southside Stacy, Bucktooth and Fat Tom all thought we would
be cool and smoke that shit in the Forbidden Forest. And that’s
exactly what we did. But it wasn’t a cigarette. This shit was straight
Cali Kush.
We got so smashed we all almost died. I thought demons was gonna rip
my legs off and use them as devil sticks. Five years later, Southside
Stacy was a prostitute and Fat Tom had the munchies so bad he gained
eight-hundred pounds. Bucktooth G committed suicide because nothin in
life felt as good as that straight Cali marijuana.
Only Jaynelle and I escaped.
All because we talked to our parents, teachers and councilors about
the totally fucked shit going down in the Forbidden Forest.
Save yourself, little homies. Don’t do drugs.
Let the Ninja Turtles tell you more here.

-Sass

YOU + ME = US (CALCULUS) FINALLY, the equasion to my heart (and...

Mon, 17 May 2010 14:28:06 -0700

YOU + ME = US (CALCULUS)

FINALLY, the equasion to my heart (and pants?)

2geth+er, boy band to be reckoned with. ROW CALL! Jerry “The Heartthrob”, Chad Linus “The Shy One”, Q.T “The Cute One”, Doug Linus “The Older Brother” and finally the one and only…Mickey Parke “the bad boy!!!” (WORD!). GANGS ALL HERE!!

2geth+er needs more love, you guys. How could you forget about such hits as “you+me= us” (freeze proof make out song) and “The hardest part of breaking up (is getting back your stuff)” and not to forget “say it (don’t spray it) aka. my ringtone. ALL GEMS.

You know what wasn’t a gem? 2geth+er’s rival band, Woah and their hit single “Rub One Out.” Such jerks. What does that even mean? Pink eye? Anyway, just get back on board ok? -2AMBER

“Mickey Parke has one ho and one ho only, and that’s Mickey Parke!”-Mickey Parke

This one is for Sass! I heard yer a big Billy Mays fan! So I...

Fri, 14 May 2010 10:48:00 -0700

This one is for Sass! I heard yer a big Billy Mays fan! So I drew this for you! LOL~Rebecca

My girlfriend farts during sex. What do I do?

-Steve

Fri, 14 May 2010 10:37:00 -0700

Brotha that fact that you are having sex should be good for any man. Why the hell are you thinking about that anyways. Get the job done. When I’m with my boo’s I ain’t thinking about Mcdonalds or how much chedder I got. I’m think’n about the cake I got in my hands and how I’m going to slice it.

Im like so totally hot and for some really weird reason everytime I walk walk by this JERK in my mathematics class hecalls me a shmag. Everytime my dad calls someone a shmag it looks like this person got hit with a piece of plywood in the face. Like i said, im super hot... should i suggest that they get glasses something? I dont want to be mean, but its like obvious.

- prittiprincess69~

Fri, 14 May 2010 10:36:00 -0700

Hey I’s got a question for you. How much time do you spend checking yourself, talking about yourself and generally going off about yourself? Once my mexican brotha Rameriz came down with this pimped out ride. Off the hinges yo. He kept dialing up the knotches on that sheet. Really stroken his ego about it. Daytons, spoilers, haligram paint job, off the heezy for real. But then he got too proud and started throwing in jazz that was too hot to handle, you know what I’m saying. Whistle Tip mufflers, wings, hamburger hood ornements. Wack! That once pimp ride turned into a car that not even a mentally retarded clown would wanna be seen in. Bare bones. Be true to yourself is all I’m gettin at.

Let’s talk about WTV!!! HISTORY LESSON! Warren Chester...

Wed, 12 May 2010 13:13:00 -0700

Let’s talk about WTV!!! HISTORY LESSON!

Warren Chester Grog used to hang out with PJ Fresh Phil (who was slightly less cool and laid back than WCG) until he hijacked his show back in ‘93 and started broadcasting a renegade show called WTV (warren tv, obvs). It was the shit. Some of the other Grogs were: Gidian, Chigonk, Rosencrantz, Jasper, Filth, Sorbet, and Iffer- but they were pretty budget. Legend has it that Warren used to get more fan mail than all the PJS (you’re welcome) but behind the scenes the puppet creators wanted to keep the rights to the Grogs and YTV wanted to make ‘merch- so they fired all the Grogs (I KNOW RIGHT!) when they refused to let them make big Warren urine cakes and Rosencrantz brand tampons.

Know your WTV role. Warren4EVES.

it’s how i feel when i get cranky. - beth. Me too Beth,...

Tue, 11 May 2010 10:17:00 -0700

it’s how i feel when i get cranky.

- beth.

Me too Beth, ME TOO! From Sass

YO J,

I got forced to do a social studies project with the biggest nerd at my school. But she turned out to be pretty cool and not that gross after she took off her glasses. I'm a jock and she's a brain. How do I know if I'm cool enough to date a loser and still be popular? Peace. Mike D.

Wed, 05 May 2010 12:15:00 -0700

Every jock wants to live the dream. They think they are like a Brett Favre or something. They treat people like balls and then step over all the smart people every which way. first off you are not Brett Favre and second Bill Gates still makes way more money then the football itself. Date the nerd cause five years from now your gonna be balding, be looking for a job with only a communications degree and the only thing you’ll have left to hold on to is your nerdy girlfriend that is making a hundred g’s testing out channel lotions on retarded kittens. Plus nerds know how to freak if you know what I mean.

I went ice skating with my crush and fell on the ice really hard and banged my butt and accidentally let a tiny bit of poo out. I don't think he noticed but I ran away...now he thinks I don't like him. Should I tell him the truth?

-Julia N
Vancouver, BC

Wed, 05 May 2010 11:21:00 -0700

POO! Oh shit no. HAAA. That shit happened? To you? Yo Sass!! Check this girl out. Man. Yo you gotta bail on the situation and if he ask you about it like blame it on your period cause nobody likes poo and not on a date especially not on a first date. Sometime when I just take a shit in the washroom at the In and Out or where ever. I just straight call my girl on the telephone and tell em I gotta step out side for a bit then I just bust out. When she asks where I went I just tell her that I gonna surprise her later with somethin else. I got a stack gold earrings that I bought at the Wal-Mart that I keep for just this sort of thing. I like comic books. He must like them too. Or spring up on him with a KGJ rookie card cause that shits pimp like the Frasier spin off show.

I don't have any clean underwear...is it gross if I wear my bathing suit bottom under my dress?

-Liz K

Wed, 05 May 2010 11:11:00 -0700

Don’t wear that shit. You’ll get a rash or somethin and its not comfortable trust me I know for a fact. I ain’t selfish down there if you know what I’m saying. Just do what I do and keep your underwear inside out to a two flip minimum or just wear nothing at all PEACE nothing at all.